i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
we should paint friendship bongs
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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