Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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