It's Friday. Sex?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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