I want you more than these girls want KFC
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I love you.
Bad choice
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