So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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