so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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