tell your sister to shave her snatch
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Randomize