I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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