Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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