she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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