yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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