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  • 79 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:15pm

    3:08, people quote movies and TV shows all the time. Even in texts

  • 70 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:52pm

    Unless you refereed to your penis as the "bat pole" within the same sentence, it was a mistake.

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:10am

    3:44 don't call her sweetheart after using retarded in a sentence dickwad

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:10am

    Dude I would totally let your batmobile inside me if you said that.

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:08pm

    They say this on American Dad..

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:33pm

    Actually, that depends on the context. The batcave as in Adam West as Batman would be pretty fucking cool, but if you were referring to a period of disuse resulting in bats, yeah, that's a mistake.

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:13pm

    Please don't tell me the person who originally wrote this text is associated with the Mesa State Basketball team...

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:26am

    Yep. American Dad.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:06pm

    315 - exactly, so why post it?

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:12am

    fuck ya 344 junction is the shit!!!

  • 46 44
    Submitted by diz_guy on Jan 25, 11 at 1:03pm

    Unless your at a costume party and the hot bitch your tryn to get wit is dressed up as batgirl. The whole night every guy was screaming, "lemme get in your batcave"!

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:32pm

    2:33 is from Ohio, says 2:33.

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:44am

    who says 970 is loveland? i live in grand junction thats our area code too... in case you're too retarded to notice that area codes dont vary like zip codes sweetheart.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:27pm

    woot. 970. goooo Loveland!

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:15pm

    Or maybe her vagina is really big and has a huge gaping hole for an entrance...

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:34am

    nananananananananananananana VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:03am

    2:33 are you from California?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:51pm

    Yeah, try "the tunnel of love" next time