Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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