Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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