Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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