hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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