ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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