why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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