his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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