We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
My bed smells like the plague
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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