if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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