i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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