I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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