I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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