How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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