Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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