She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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