I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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