Christians are straight up FREAKS
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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