worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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