I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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