I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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