it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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