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  • 162 42
    Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Sep 14, 10 at 11:28am
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    Is he named "Sunny D Simpson"? Damn, that was cheezy. I apologize

  • 125 43
    Submitted by tymo on Sep 14, 10 at 1:57pm
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    He's not figuratively or hypothetically partying with OJs son. He's literally doing it. This is what makes him cooler than you.

  • 81 34
    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Sep 14, 10 at 1:36pm
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    Hide the knives.

  • 64 39
    Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Sep 14, 10 at 10:56am
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    Take a shot. That usually helps :)

  • 54 36
    Submitted by 904nigga on Sep 14, 10 at 6:59pm
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    If he starts telling you how he would have killed you- run.

  • 57 42
    Submitted by ttesroD on Sep 14, 10 at 6:25pm
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    Be careful, he probably has a glove somewhere...

  • 49 33
    Submitted by loliliketexts on Sep 16, 10 at 12:41am
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    Literally hurphy! XD

  • 56 51
    Submitted by joey187 on Sep 14, 10 at 12:34pm
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    If he didn't specify "literally" a dope like yourself might think he meant he was partying with a random twenty something dude that looked like OJ Simpson...next time maybe he'll word it like a first grader to please you...

  • 58 66
    Submitted by hurphyderpy on Sep 14, 10 at 11:54am
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    Why are these people saying "literally" in their texts? Fuckin dumb

  • 77 111
    Submitted by sealclubber on Sep 14, 10 at 12:02pm
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    Ask him how his mom's doing.

    • 33 39
      Submitted by lalalalalalala on Sep 14, 10 at 9:37pm
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      you're a real dick. i actually KNOW him and he's not a bad person.

  • 38 36
    Submitted by fatalcharm on Sep 15, 10 at 2:30pm
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    Keep your gf away from him.

  • 42 45
    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 15, 10 at 12:08am
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    I'm guessing he wouldn't play football as he would be scared of what it would lead to :D. Very very awkward encounter indeed

  • 32 27
    Submitted by gaterhog on Sep 14, 10 at 9:13pm
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    Does this have anything to do about the text a little earlier about the reality-throwing orgasm and the bleeding nose?

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 14, 10 at 1:24pm
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    That's a little dangerous considering all we have heard about OJ, don't ya think? http:whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

  • 35 45
    Submitted by jrm261 on Sep 15, 10 at 10:32am
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    Hopefully he doesn't take after his father...and kill white women!

  • 25 30
    Submitted by KonaBoy on Sep 14, 10 at 1:06pm
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    you should be lucky you made it out alive considering the documentary linked below.\nhttp://tiny.cc/u6hnm

  • 27 62
    Submitted by kdeanne13 on Sep 19, 10 at 11:06pm
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    Keep the sharp objects away from him

  • 34 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 10 at 10:51am
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    First