This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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