Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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