FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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