Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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