from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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