So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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