K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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