Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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