Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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