Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize