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  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 2, 10 at 12:17pm

    The virgin may survive but usually doesn't stay a virgin.

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 2, 10 at 2:15pm

      So it's win-win.

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    Submitted by mordantmouth on Apr 2, 10 at 11:24am

    Yah - but I wouldn't consider life as a virgin "living". . .

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    Submitted by ajo07c on Apr 3, 10 at 5:00am

    Baha thats funny and sad simultaneously

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    Submitted by bwibby on Apr 2, 10 at 1:59pm

    clearly you have not seen the last house on the left.

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    Submitted by kidbradshaw on Apr 2, 10 at 11:49am

    Lately it goes the virgin gets raped then murdered. \n\nSo double trouble

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    Submitted by ojg15 on Apr 3, 10 at 5:00am

    Doesn't the virgin get sacrificed?

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    Submitted by endlessummer93 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:16am

    Loll

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    Submitted by klean on Apr 2, 10 at 1:29pm

    Trailer parks aren't scary...

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    Submitted by J3RZ3Y on Apr 3, 10 at 4:46am

    Unless you were a black virgin.... Then you'd go first

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    Submitted by buberto on Apr 6, 10 at 4:07am

    There are no virgins in trailer parks. You're either in denial or you were passed out after a five day meth binge. Stupid cunt.