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  • 75 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:45pm

    hot dogs fit in doughnut holes

  • 88 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:17am

    WHY WOULD YOU FUCK SOMEONE WITH A PIMPLE ON THEIR DICK!?

  • 81 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:31pm

    he's an asshole and you're a dumbass

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:40pm

    Ohh you seem so pround 4:33. GROW the fuck up. And you 4:35, wow. Get educated.

  • 64 64
    Submitted by itsmeyo on Mar 4, 10 at 3:54pm

    Yikes

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:44pm

    4:40 I didn't say I was proud of giving the chick eye herpes. It happened during a rough-housing accident when we were 11. And jump the fuck off of 4:35, they had a valid question and I'm sure they will educate themselves without your supreme fucking guidance. Go drink the stuff under your kitchen sink, it's delicious.

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:31am

    You can still get herpes even with a condom, people. Breakouts can include thighs and such too -- i.e. places a condom won't cover but you'll still contact during sex.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:20pm

    wow i'm so sorry. what an asshole

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:26pm

    sorry you had to find out the hard way...

  • 72 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:22pm

    was that 15 min of pleasure worth it? wrap it up u skank

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:36pm

    Yea well unless said douche wrestles naked or plays hefty amounts of tummy sticks he contracted his lil friend from raw doggin balls deep a lil sticky wet mess

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:33pm

    I gave a chick eye herpes by bashing her face open in a filthy public swimming pool.

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:24pm

    What an asshole? what a retard. In that case let me shoot into your vag with you not on the pill or anything and you wont get knocked up stupid fuck

  • 51 56
    Submitted by talkingmetaphor on Mar 13, 10 at 11:07pm

    You can't tell the difference between a pimple and a pustule? really?

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:21pm

    I would buy him some pimple cream for it and add some skin burning acid to the mix. Lather it up and walk away. People that spread STD's should be put in jail.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:05am

    @3:45am.....ROFLMAO!

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:49pm

    yeah 2:42- it doesn't make sense.... this site is fuckd up.

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:51pm

    representing Durham well

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:31pm

    rule for grownups: if you don't know ALL of their sexual history, use a condom. don't trust what they say. simple plan!

  • 46 53
    Submitted by BigD13 on Aug 8, 10 at 2:57am

    Smeggma!. Doesn't have to be herpes

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:55pm

    soooo he says he has a pimple dick and you say "okay stick it in there!"?? oh you genius you deserved the herpes.

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:51pm

    1:43 Lube between the rubbers prevents that. Just make sure there is enough meat to keep the rubber from slipping off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:33pm

    My PEN-is bigger than yours

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:46pm

    4:41 it's totally possible, if maybe you'd read, like anything. Ever. But yeah, she's fucking dumb.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:16am

    WHY WOULD YU FUCK SOMEONE THAT HAS A PIMPLE ON THEIR DICK!?

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:00pm

    4:40.1- It is unclear why you think 4:35 needs to "get educated"...seems like a valid question to me.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:29pm

    I knew a doogie once, he used to eat his boogers.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:41pm

    1:30p Sure focus on the exception rather than the rule. Maybe one guy out of a hundred has a legitimate, harmless pimple, while the rest have open herpes sores, but because it's POSSIBLE, you should give Dirty McDirtyson the benefit of the doubt. It's brilliant, go with it and spread your wisdom to your ignorant friends too.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:03am

    I don't feel sorry for anyone who doesn't protect themselves, you got what you asked for, playing with fire will eventually get you burned, and so will stupidity, a pimple on his dick? For real, yah NO!

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:26pm

    Doogie again because I'm a fucking idiot and I have skitzophrenia- Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie Doogie

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:24pm

    I love cocks with acne on them

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:16pm

    Fuck, thats my dick, i was going to pop it.

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:34pm

    Well now you have learn your lesson the hard way...

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:27pm

    That is pretty fucking dumb to take his word that it is only a pimple on his dick, and who the fuck gets a zit on there cock anyways? If you answer yes to that, get some antibiotics, fast.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:41pm

    Guys should just have condoms permanently stapled on, all the time. *pause* I should really lay off the hatorade.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:05pm

    Everything's funny until you get herpes. Then everything's hilarious.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:37pm

    "Barebacking is for retarded high school dropouts, unless you are in an exclusive relationship." and even then you have to trust the other one to not cheat on you and give you something. it's a lose-lose sit.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:56pm

    4:52 what? So doctors don't get healthcare now? WTF.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:19pm

    why risk it, put a rubber on him if you see something like that!

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:15am

    bumps do occur on your penis that are not related to STDs. you guys are fucking morons... please do your research/be sexually aware. but yea shouldve used a condom just to be sure.

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:23pm

    2:19 don't waste your time. 2:17 couldn't find a clit if he had a flashlight, a map, and his entire w.o.w. crew texting pointers. lmao

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:11pm

    2:08, thanks Doogie Howser.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:22pm

    pimples dont form on the penis i guess you didnt have physical health classes where you go huh

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:14pm

    oooooo you're in for some serious pain girl.

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:38pm

    Maybe some of us have never had a zit on our dick, fuck tard. Have fun poppin those, douche your package more.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:52pm

    you should never trust a doctor who wants you to examine HIS penis.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:48pm

    Just a stupid Slut from Cary... whore

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:31pm

    3:25- because she found out because of a doctor visit... meaning that she has herpes now.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:27pm

    yeah this is your stupidity for more than one reason. one, for not realizing pimples don't form on dicks. and two, for not using a condom anyway.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by jinxyo10 on Mar 9, 10 at 10:17pm

    ...im pretty sure your hair color is blond.

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:49pm

    oooohhh. that's bad. makes me wanna suddenly do a vagina check, tho.

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:25am

    11:31: you NEVER know ALL of their sexual history, even if they say you do. 1) Get tested every 6 months, most states do the big STD's for free. 2) don't fuck a random w/o a condom. 3) if you are in a LTR, go get tested together, build trust, and then, maybe, you can toss the rubbers... but remember, babies are an STD too!

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:31pm

    i love the word fucktard too!

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:40pm

    People who willingly pass on STDs to others are FUCKED up and I really do want to look up any legal penalties for doing that. But remember, people who pass it on out of ignorance/unsafe habits vastly outnumber the crazies who pass it on knowingly.

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:12pm

    2:11 is just mad because his dick is so small there's not room for a pimple.

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:32pm

    Ive never heard of anyone having zits on there shaft, maybe one under the nut sack, but not on the shaft. i feel sorry for the guy that gets a pimple on his schlong.

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:18am

    4:33 gives one example of why I never go to public pools. You have no idea what's in the water. Sad that 1:25 has to post those no-brainers but with drunken hookups getting nothing but Good Night votes I'm surprised we don't see a lot more of these I just got teh herpes" posts. 3:31 tells why: Condoms aren't a magic bullet. BTW, I know stats and I know how STDs are spread. But go ahead and call me a bible-thumper or a prude if it'll make you feel better about not liking what I'm saying

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:56pm

    Newest post from ijustwanttotellyou.c0m - - Boy, I just want to tell you, that you could be Burger King and I'll be McDonald's. You could have it your way and I'm loving it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:35pm

    you can get pimples anywhere there is a hair follicle. seems like some of you are dumb.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:42pm

    Ya'll are fricken hilarious! Don't pop that zit---it'll spread to your asshole next!!!!

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:54pm

    THIS POST IS FAKE. its a reference to something else i heard the other day--might have been another text from last night, i just cant remember.

  • 55 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:35pm

    Doogie - Please stop wasting all the Ranch I buy at the store. Love, Mom.

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:31pm

    ADHD has officially hit this site. Sound the alarm.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:24pm

    herpies the gift that keeps on giving. always wear a bag

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:35pm

    I know you can go to jail for knowingly passing on HIV...is that true for other STI's as well? This texter should look into pressing charges. And also learn to use a condom.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:20pm

    u can get herpes even with a condom. It's a skin transmitted disease.

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:41pm

    WTF? Ranch dressing? Really? What's next: hot dog and donut jokes?

  • 56 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:44pm

    1:27 why should I take it easy on someone who doesn’t think to have him bag it up when there is something on his cock, I don’t care if it a freaking mole that looks weird.

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:22pm

    GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Phys on Apr 30, 10 at 12:42am

    Maybe giving you the gift that keeps on giving was the only thing he had to show his gratitude

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:25pm

    the text never said she fucked the dick... how do you know she didnt just SEE it?

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:27pm

    Doogie - I'd do you. Male. Female. Transvestite. Let's do this.

  • 54 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:23pm

    a penis pimple?! you seriously believed that?

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:32pm

    The REAL Doogie- Why don't you just off my back and stop bugging me. I'm trying to masturbate with a bottle of ranch dressing.

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:30pm

    Usually how it goes Doogie, sad that we know more about their bodies than they do. You would think with all the "hands-on" experience they get with it they would learn some shit!

  • 57 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:26pm

    Im a hermaphrodite, so I know more about weenies and va jay jays than you.

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:08pm

    Anywhere there are sebaceous (oil glands), a zit or pimple can form. Guess what guys...you have sebaceous glands on your apparatus. Stop being dirty and stupid...pick better partners and use a condom, for fuck's sake.

  • 54 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:04pm

    you can too get a pimple on you penis but it looks like a pimple NOT herpes?!

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:33pm

    3:25, you arent very smart are you. Related to Doogie by any chance?

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:51am

    U deserve the "pimple" for being a fucking retard

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:02am

    this is why i do not trust men...

  • 47 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:42pm

    Uh, even if it was a zit, I'd wrap it up.

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:34pm

    fucking her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway..... there is a hotdog joke for you.

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:43pm

    regardless of whether you can get a pimple on the penis, who the fuck is desperate enough to bounce on a dick with a pimple anyways? hope you at least got an iPod outta the deal or something.

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:30pm

    pimples do too form on dicks.. look it up

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:20pm

    I'm a little behind... But to 1:21 -- There is a law against knowingly spreading STDs. You CAN be charged. (Which, in my opinion, is a very valid law.)

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:00am

    lol, a pimple on the dick is always a red flag. better cover up.

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:05pm

    Anyone ever seen the movie "Kids"? Sooooo fucked up!

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:49pm

    Let's play a little game called one in four. OHHHHH, so sorry. Looks like this contestant won't be moving on to the lightning round. Math is only funny until you get herpes.

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:06am

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well that sucks.....

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:29pm

    hahaha, little neil patrick harris!!!!

  • 51 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:18pm

    true about the herpe being passed by skin, wrestlers get it all the time on non genital areas like arms and legs because they grapple around with each other. also why they get ringworm a lot.

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:19pm

    i love it when people say fuck tard!

  • 41 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:35pm

    Thats what you get for barebacking it

  • 47 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:37pm

    haha this thread is quite entertaining :)

  • 46 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:15pm

    Doogie here- Well, what do you expect? There are a shit ton of people on here not understanding their own damn bodies. Doesn't it frighten you that people are so incredibly stupid that they cannot even figure out whether or not a pecker can get a zit? If they don't know something that basic, or if they profess to and blame it on "hair follicles", then SOMEONE needs to educate their dumb asses.

  • 46 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:38am

    2:02 - i meant official. like, your doctor has a log-on for this website, and is required to register your std as part of his protocol for treatment. you know, like when he tells you to use that cream, always wear a condom when you have any sexual contact, and by the way your name will now be on the national registry of sexually transmitted diseases, for the protection of all other citizens.

  • 49 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:07pm

    wow best of luck.. and umm now that u have it anyway.. do it again but this time bite it off

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:19pm

    Bummer...Best of luck!

  • 47 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:55pm

    they should look into this spammer.. sounds like a fucking psycho

  • 44 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:59pm

    I have Genital Herpes. And I still don't. Valtrex

  • 44 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:41pm

    Pimples can form on the dick, like 1:35 says. But, even if it wasn't an std, why take the chance of barebacking with a possible open sore on his dick? As a guy, I can say that if my boa even feels remotely chafed, I'm double bagging. Barebacking is for retarded high school dropouts, unless you are in an exclusive relationship.

  • 41 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:41pm

    pimple on a dick? even if thats possible, it doesnt seem very likely. dumb bitch.

  • 44 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:13am

    you're stupid as fuck to have believed that. you shouldn't be having sex if you're that retarded.

  • 48 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:23pm

    Doogie once again- Sorry, I meant to mention I was a transvestite. I got it done about 2 minutes ago.

  • 44 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:42pm

    How can dude spam like that yet perfectly logical posts I try t omake get that damn error message?

  • 47 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:35pm

    Dont be a fool! Wrap your tool!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:43pm

    anyone know anything about HPV?

  • 47 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:02pm

    1:55 There already is. It's called myspace.

  • 42 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:27pm

    1:24 why do you even care so much? chill out.

  • 43 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:40am

    Lamebook? "Smooth Move"

  • 46 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:37pm

    wow i can't believe you believed him saying it was pimple on his dick and didn't use a condom.

  • 41 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:17pm

    Doogie, stop masturbating with salad dressing, no wonder your little weenie has an acne problem.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:29pm

    this text is fake, the submitter got it from a joke somewhere else

  • 43 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:30pm

    9:38 I knew what you mean. I was being a smartass and insinuating everyone still on myspace has an std.

  • 42 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:01am

    WOW and yooo believed him 80

  • 45 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:19pm

    Doogie again- My "little weenie" would actually be called a clitoris, because I am a woman. Sad that a woman knows more about the functions of the penis than the average dumbass who wields it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:55pm

    you know how there's a website for registered sex offenders? i think people with STDs should have to register somewhere, too. i mean, yeah, it may not be fair to the honest people with STDs who got it from some asshole like that, but i think even they can agree that they wish it had been there before. cause some people get something, and they're like, fuck, i have it. i don't care about anybody else. they can get it too. ugh. so messed up.

  • 41 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:25pm

    that's your own damn fault for not wrapping up

  • 40 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:43pm

    don't double bag! friction makes the condom much more likely to break!