i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
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I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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