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  • 87 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:36pm

    Shut up, 5:35. You live with your mom.

  • 83 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:10am

    Damn, that works? I've got to tell my kid that one!

  • 86 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:28pm

    maybe your mom wants you to move out and is trying to embarrass you on purpose

  • 85 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:30pm

    Don't let the dog lick you D:

  • 82 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:38pm

    BURN!!!!!!!!!!.....oh shit, am I 5:35?

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:44pm

    Smart idea, but maybe you should of tired moving out of your house before hand anyways...

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:55pm

    didn't she really say that your dad licks her toes while she and your dog are having sex?

  • 74 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:10am

    Haha, that's it? I can tell you half the gruesome details of what my parents do from foreplay (texting as it were, go figure) to finish--my mom likes to gross my sister out so I end up hearing a lot of what's said. I find the whole thing hilarious. If I found out our dog did that I'd be rolling on the floor laughing, not looking for an apartment.

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:33pm

    i wonder if she uses penut butter too?

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:58pm

    Your mom is pretty smart.

  • 47 39
    Submitted by RoffMain on Sep 16, 11 at 10:40pm

    So they're not doing threesomes with that whore from next door anymore ?

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:35pm

    shouldnt be living with your mom in the first place.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:23pm

    FIRSTT WOOO CELEBRITYYY