Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Randomize