Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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